You mite not want to read this

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Quote :: A new study just published in the journal PLoS ONE on Aug 27 found that in a small sample of 29 people they sampled, 100% of those over 18 had mite DNA on their face

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They must not have sampled me, Jordan the Miteless.

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I don't get it.

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You have mites on your face.

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Based on a study of 29 people.
And so what?

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Mites are icky. Your face is icky because it has mites.

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We have bacteria and microbes and shit all over us all the time.

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You might have shit all over you, but I don't.

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Unless you live in a completely sanitized environment like Mr. Burns in the Casino episode of The Simpsons you've got germs on you.

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You included shit. If you have shit all over you, that's your problem brah.

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if you take a shit there's shit particles in the air of your entire apartment in like less than thirty seconds

therefore it's also on you

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Yeah, I saw that on MythBusters. The shit particles even got to the toothbrushes they had in a glass in like the kitchen or something.